Verizon - Tablets

Verizon: Sure hope you have home insurance!

Okay, I can kinda see the point. You need to convey that you can leave your house with your tablet because of your neat 4G whatever, and explosions are neat, but these explosions look ridiculous. Frankly, with such stupid destruction, I expect either the Juggernaut and the Kool-Aid man, and I'm upset I'm getting neither.