So, let’s move onto something with a bit less leering, a bit more swordplay. Also, rollercoasters, apparently. I’m cool with that, roller coasters are neat enough. Wish I knew what on earth the Meiji era was, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to both to look it up.
0:27 Oh no absolutely everyone is falling at me.
1:00 This intro seems to be telling me that there are way too many fucking characters in this.
1:46 And we started with a cat woman drawing in a poor sap into her sex den. GREAT.
2:26 Oh hey, CGI trolley. Huge fan of those.
2:50 Oh Christ, why does this creepy fat cat thing sound like Paul Lynde?
3:37 The mailman seems to be made of paper.
4:43 Wait, I didn’t confirm your statement.
5:08 Leave him alone! This kappa just wants to take his cucumbers home.
5:52 Oh hey, Team Rocket is here.
6:46 That’s right, kappa. Get the fuck out of there.
7:23 You can buy swords on loan?
7:40 That’s how you know he’s the main character, because he smiles at literally everything.
8:40 So, I lied, I looked it up, the Meiji era was around the turn of the 20th century. During a time when they definitely didn’t have rocket launchers, show.
9:32 Oh no the return of the crazy eye landlord!
10:11 Oh right, naked boobs. I guess that’s still a thing.
10:35 Wait, did one of those creepy things just turn into a giant tiger?
11:14 Put on a shirt! What are you doing?
11:56 Maybe if you didn’t have like four creepy monster children, you wouldn’t be so deep in the red.
12:44 I can’t get this stupid abacus to work. How hard could it be to move a bunch of beads around?
14:28 They continue to act like we would have any idea who all these people are.
14:52 I cannot stop laughing at the Paul Lynde voice! It is so ridiculous.
15:54 Excuse me while I jump into my Batcave. Can’t see anything wrong with letting you know this exists.
16:28 That lady took a giant turtle monster marching through her town really well. Didn’t bother to stop pouring her tea.
17:05 I…I think you skipped a step. Taking down a random government program does not equal world domination.
17:46 Wait wait wait…the monster fighting group are privately owned but have to respond to threats against the public like a government organization? Do they at least have a government contract?
18:44 Oh, those monster children are in fact pieces of paper. Makes sense?
19:36 Spirit bullets. Yeah sure.
20:04 Those are some noisy fucking seagulls.
20:37 You’d think I could move or something! But nope! Just have to stand here.
21:18 And the main character has been hit by a tree and has died. The end.
21:39 OH GOD! RUN KID! You are naked next to the Paul Lynde cat. This will end badly!
22:08 That lady ran the full gamut of emotions. Like, all of them.
22:39 You mean these people with the exact same hairstyle are related?
23:33 Paul Lynde Cat cannot get into that pot of honey.
24:42 Oh joke is on him! It was actually a jack-in-the-box.
Verdict: Sure hope you were paying attention, because they felt confident that we could handle being introduced to 15 different characters without even slowing down. I kinda had no clue what was going on, but I kinda liked the pace! Also weird that the main character appears to have died and was raised for no clear reason. Wonder if that will come back later.
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