Is Lilith’s Mirror a thing? Should I recognize that? Because it sounds like an item you would find in a Castlevania game, and I’m not sure that’s what they intended.
LAST TIME: The bat decided that he was sick of not being awesome and uses some undefined magic to turn into a human and seduces literally everyone with magic. Of course, the status quo is restored, but in a hilarious fashion that almost made it all worth it. Almost.
0:29 Oh hey it’s the cousin! How’s it going?
1:08 Of course they have two identically-wrapped packages. Why wouldn’t they?
1:36 Haha, a normal person is about to call bullshit on all the weirdness at this school, this’ll be fun.
3:46 Oh what the fuck, why is she just wearing a maid’s outfit?
4:12 Excellent point!
4:21 HAHAHAHAHA! The cousin believes the school is a prostitute training school!
4:48 Sure, let’s throw in a random image of her in a sexy outfit. Why not?
5:17 What’s up, a fairy!
6:05 Who is producing these videos?
6:14 Yeah, thanks for hitting on me, anyway.
7:01 Why did she get all sinister?
7:35 OH NO! They don’t normally have pointed teeth, do they? Oh they probably do.
8:09 Ah jeez, no, what the hell, why are you sitting like that?
8:43 The werewolf is freaking the hell out!
10:05 How can you tell? She looks exactly the same as she usually does.
10:25 That could be literally anyone at all! I don’t know why I think I would know who it is.
11:32 OH DEAR NAKED BOOBS! And why are rubbing them?!
11:51 Thank you for acknowledge the existence of kiddie porn. Now…stop it. JUST STOP IT.
12:22 Why does the mirror make them all superhorny?
13:01 RUN! Why are you just sitting there?
13:48 Apparently it is still okay for this teacher to want to murder a student.
14:28 This must be an important moment, because the theme song started playing.
14:59 Yeah, face plant!
15:34 So…she needed to look into the magic mirror to become kickass? Why not just have the girl pull off the rosary?
15:59 BWEH? There is two of them?
16:41 Oh no, she looked into the mirror and…now she glows?
17:55 Just…stop pushing up against me. It’s rude.
18:14 WHAT? Just cut them loose already. Why are you still stringing them along?
19:13 Is there a particular reason she didn’t just…move?
19:34 Hey! Put on some pants!
20:20 SERIOUSLY! Stop! Just tell the audience what the shit is going on already!
20:52 And now she will be in jail forever, right?
21:17 And they all want to sleep with me, so that’s a plus.
22:06 That’s what she’s freaking out about? That someone else is also in love with this goddamn main character.
22:45 Huh. The sky is cracking. Weird.
22:52 Wait, how does she know what the great barrier is?
Verdict: Eh. That was okay. Nothing huge. Although it has gotten to the point where the show is clearly more interested in show us fetish images instead of saying anything coherent. I mean, the number of times they keep having someone directly ask, “Hey, explain what is going on,” and having the silver-haired vampire say, “NOPE!” This show is all jerk-around.
LAST TIME: The bat decided that he was sick of not being awesome and uses some undefined magic to turn into a human and seduces literally everyone with magic. Of course, the status quo is restored, but in a hilarious fashion that almost made it all worth it. Almost.
0:29 Oh hey it’s the cousin! How’s it going?
1:08 Of course they have two identically-wrapped packages. Why wouldn’t they?
1:36 Haha, a normal person is about to call bullshit on all the weirdness at this school, this’ll be fun.
3:46 Oh what the fuck, why is she just wearing a maid’s outfit?
4:12 Excellent point!
4:21 HAHAHAHAHA! The cousin believes the school is a prostitute training school!
4:48 Sure, let’s throw in a random image of her in a sexy outfit. Why not?
5:17 What’s up, a fairy!
6:05 Who is producing these videos?
6:14 Yeah, thanks for hitting on me, anyway.
7:01 Why did she get all sinister?
7:35 OH NO! They don’t normally have pointed teeth, do they? Oh they probably do.
8:09 Ah jeez, no, what the hell, why are you sitting like that?
8:43 The werewolf is freaking the hell out!
10:05 How can you tell? She looks exactly the same as she usually does.
10:25 That could be literally anyone at all! I don’t know why I think I would know who it is.
11:32 OH DEAR NAKED BOOBS! And why are rubbing them?!
11:51 Thank you for acknowledge the existence of kiddie porn. Now…stop it. JUST STOP IT.
12:22 Why does the mirror make them all superhorny?
13:01 RUN! Why are you just sitting there?
13:48 Apparently it is still okay for this teacher to want to murder a student.
14:28 This must be an important moment, because the theme song started playing.
14:59 Yeah, face plant!
15:34 So…she needed to look into the magic mirror to become kickass? Why not just have the girl pull off the rosary?
15:59 BWEH? There is two of them?
16:41 Oh no, she looked into the mirror and…now she glows?
17:55 Just…stop pushing up against me. It’s rude.
18:14 WHAT? Just cut them loose already. Why are you still stringing them along?
19:13 Is there a particular reason she didn’t just…move?
19:34 Hey! Put on some pants!
20:20 SERIOUSLY! Stop! Just tell the audience what the shit is going on already!
20:52 And now she will be in jail forever, right?
21:17 And they all want to sleep with me, so that’s a plus.
22:06 That’s what she’s freaking out about? That someone else is also in love with this goddamn main character.
22:45 Huh. The sky is cracking. Weird.
22:52 Wait, how does she know what the great barrier is?
Verdict: Eh. That was okay. Nothing huge. Although it has gotten to the point where the show is clearly more interested in show us fetish images instead of saying anything coherent. I mean, the number of times they keep having someone directly ask, “Hey, explain what is going on,” and having the silver-haired vampire say, “NOPE!” This show is all jerk-around.
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