Friday, September 14, 2012

Rosario+Vampire - Episode 24: "Lilith's Mirror and a Vampire"

Is Lilith’s Mirror a thing? Should I recognize that? Because it sounds like an item you would find in a Castlevania game, and I’m not sure that’s what they intended.

LAST TIME: The bat decided that he was sick of not being awesome and uses some undefined magic to turn into a human and seduces literally everyone with magic. Of course, the status quo is restored, but in a hilarious fashion that almost made it all worth it. Almost.

0:29 Oh hey it’s the cousin! How’s it going?

1:08 Of course they have two identically-wrapped packages. Why wouldn’t they?

1:36 Haha, a normal person is about to call bullshit on all the weirdness at this school, this’ll be fun.

3:46 Oh what the fuck, why is she just wearing a maid’s outfit?

4:12 Excellent point!

4:21 HAHAHAHAHA! The cousin believes the school is a prostitute training school!

4:48 Sure, let’s throw in a random image of her in a sexy outfit. Why not?

5:17 What’s up, a fairy!

6:05 Who is producing these videos?

6:14 Yeah, thanks for hitting on me, anyway.

7:01 Why did she get all sinister?

7:35 OH NO! They don’t normally have pointed teeth, do they? Oh they probably do.

8:09 Ah jeez, no, what the hell, why are you sitting like that?

8:43 The werewolf is freaking the hell out!

10:05 How can you tell? She looks exactly the same as she usually does.

10:25 That could be literally anyone at all! I don’t know why I think I would know who it is.

11:32 OH DEAR NAKED BOOBS! And why are rubbing them?!

11:51 Thank you for acknowledge the existence of kiddie porn. Now…stop it. JUST STOP IT.

12:22 Why does the mirror make them all superhorny?

13:01 RUN! Why are you just sitting there?

13:48 Apparently it is still okay for this teacher to want to murder a student.

14:28 This must be an important moment, because the theme song started playing.

14:59 Yeah, face plant!

15:34 So…she needed to look into the magic mirror to become kickass? Why not just have the girl pull off the rosary?

15:59 BWEH? There is two of them?

16:41 Oh no, she looked into the mirror and…now she glows?

17:55 Just…stop pushing up against me. It’s rude.

18:14 WHAT? Just cut them loose already. Why are you still stringing them along?

19:13 Is there a particular reason she didn’t just…move?

19:34 Hey! Put on some pants!

20:20 SERIOUSLY! Stop! Just tell the audience what the shit is going on already!

20:52 And now she will be in jail forever, right?

21:17
And they all want to sleep with me, so that’s a plus.

22:06 That’s what she’s freaking out about? That someone else is also in love with this goddamn main character.

22:45 Huh. The sky is cracking. Weird.

22:52 Wait, how does she know what the great barrier is?

Verdict: Eh. That was okay. Nothing huge. Although it has gotten to the point where the show is clearly more interested in show us fetish images instead of saying anything coherent. I mean, the number of times they keep having someone directly ask, “Hey, explain what is going on,” and having the silver-haired vampire say, “NOPE!” This show is all jerk-around.

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