LAST TIME: For some reason, our team is helping some jerks break out of town, and they were doing pretty well until they stopped running and some asshole sekirei showed up and killed the booby sekirei (no, the other booby sekirei). Now we’re going to spend an episode crying, I guess.
2:04 Yep, she promised never to lose, and in the first real fight she ever had, she lost. Thanks for the promise, lady.
2:54 Hey, you look like you’re perfectly okay, despite getting slashed by three knives.
3:46 Did the wussy sekirei just sing her opponents to death?
4:22 WHAT! Why did her mouth just explode in blood?
5:12 Hang on, wait, the bad guys are back on their feet already? That song was super pointless.
5:33 Also all of her clothes. They disappeared too.
6:25 Behold my water blade! That my…landlady taught me. That sounds lamer than I expected.
6:37 How the fuck can you jerks see the fight from here? You are miles away.
7:30 That’s blood lady. Stop stating obvious things.
7:56 Why did they save all their ultra-awesome fast-moving fight scenes for the last episode? This would have been more interesting to watch than all that damn melodrama.
8:51 And now, the dramatic “waiting for the hero to pick up his phone” scene.
9:39 Where did these jerks come from? Have we ever properly established who these people are?
10:21 How is that bridge still standing? They chopped off half of the support structure.
10:48 And the dude with the twins is just chilling.
11:34 Hey, sister and the pretty boy love each other. That’s nice, I guess.
11:57 Corpse of your pact? The hell does that mean? Also, what did he just do?
12:31 Oh shock the main sekirei isn’t actually dead.
13:03 Everyone in the scene just said what I was thinking.
13:28 Does she have yin-yang eyes?
14:08 Oh, okay. Sure. The S-plan. Whatever.
14:41 She just Team Rocketed the bad guys.
15:11 Wait, so this lady is NOT actually the main lady, just a reincarnation of somebody else? Why does she look the same? How does that make any sense?
16:29 The hell? She just switched back? Then…who was that other lady? Why do they share the same body?
16:52 And he cries like a baby.
17:23 Oh, I hadn’t realized the reason they needed to keep the satellite turned off is to prevent it from shooting a death laser at them.
17:44 Finally! About time that bridge collapsed.
18:32 It’s almost as if they are magic plants that can do whatever they want.
18:37 Also there’s a big damn hole in the bridge that I can’t get across!
19:45 Why is everyone calling each other birds now? Are sekirei actually birds?
20:05 You can stop crying any moment now, main character.
20:48 Why are the twins sorry for something that jackass is doing?
21:26 OH NO! There may have to be a detailed investigation into something!
21:59 Is she hitting her sword with a lollipop?
22:18 What the? Who the hell is that? She looks like a transvestite.
22:32 Buy Sony computers!
23:05 This bullshit continues to not be funny at all.
23:23 Oh what do you know, shme’s actually a girl after all. Yeah. Didn’t see that coming.
23:32 What do you mean this isn’t fucking over yet?
Verdict: Well hey, that went exactly as planned. Lots of fighting, everybody turns out okay, the city is still occupied by the army, there are a bunch of characters and etc. that never got resolved, but who cares! It’s over, and they can all continue to live in obscurity for…wait…
Tune in next week when I decide whether or not I’m stupid enough to continue watching this shit.
Kagari (Homura) is not a girl. He's just growing boobs due to instability. He got a peen though
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