LAST TIME: Our hero is once again the target of teenage love, because he is just the coolest guy, you know? Of course, this one turns out to be an actual teenage girl, i.e. extremely insecure and suicidal, and to make it worse she has horrific ice powers. But she’s saved and turns around her glum attitude without any therapy! Convenient.
0:23 Hey guys, animation is expensive.
0:33 Your vagina should not be making that noise, lady.
1:00 Why the hell did she yell that? Did she think we wouldn’t know she was the math teacher? You guys said it like eight times already. Also, she’s going to hypnotize someone and turn into a monster, you know this.
2:30 Have I made a jello joke yet? Well, here goes again. Man, Midwestern moms will not agree with this ingredient at all.
3:15 HAHAHA! Someone just shouted “What an idiot!” in the middle of class.
4:08 You guys are tutoring together! You guys did not agree to have sex together for the first time. Stop with the blushing.
4:57 How did you two know they were up here?!
5:44 That is very creepy…
6:21 You draw little moe versions of yourself in them to point out important parts for some reason.
6:42 The school doesn’t even have a photocopier?! Who funds this place?
7:35 Stop harping on them! They were trying to learn, you bitch!
8:13 They will be unnecessarily sexy!
8:47 Let’s talk about boobs for a full minute.
9:12 Also, all my admirers are pedophiles, so…
9:52 And we’re on the beach for no reason! You guys couldn’t have waited until this scene would have made some sense before you crammed it into our face?
10:49 Why is she dressed up as a dominatrix?! What is with this crazy skull? The fuck.
11:19 S&M, guys. You have heard of it, right?
11:47 So…tutoring is a metaphor for sex, right? Like he was just raped, right?
12:38 Whatever you say, bunch of girls we’ve never seen before.
13:25 People are just going to ignore the fact that he became a math zombie? They found nothing off about this?
13:59 She threw the book at her! Lawl lawl lawl.
14:24 Or…maybe she is being a manipulative bitch, like literally everyone you’ve met so far.
15:02 …what are they doing? Why do they look so happy?
15:12 She’s actually singing? I thought this was just a montage?
15:53 Cat lady again. I don’t understand how she is allowed to just walk around with her tail out. Isn’t everyone supposed to at least pretend not to be monsters?
16:58 THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!
17:15 She is taking off her underwear! That shouldn’t be happening!
17:37 You see, it looks like she is having sex with him but surprise, she’s a lamia! (FUCK THIS.)
18:26 Educating students by completely dominating their mind and being super fucking creepy. That’s what teachers do, right?
19:20 BOOM! Pots!
20:18 Educational guidance is lightning, apparently.
20:53 Speed up the transformation process, we don’t have a lot of time this episode.
21:47 Why? Why did he lose all that knowledge? How does that work?
22:17 Seriously, when the fuck are these dummies just getting married? I am getting bored with them constantly being lovey-dovey.
24:44 LOOK AT BIKINIS!
Verdict: So, is that math teacher dead? Or at the very least fired? She attacked a student on school grounds, and was controlling another against his will. That’s…kind of a big fucking deal. This episode is gross gross gross.
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