Friday, September 30, 2011

Demon King Daimao - Episode 5: "Underground Labyrinth"

Um. Okay. I haven’t really heard of a labyrinth that wasn’t underground. Well, except for the titular Labyrinth, with David Bowie. Okay never mind. I guess this is a sign that you’d kinda want to see. Then you know to turn around!

LAST TIME: After some bullshit, our main character gets put into detention, for some reason, and after hijinks, he finds a map, that is apparently a really big fucking deal. After some nonsense, involving some character we have never seen before inviting him to her Magic Box, he now has to follow the treasure map because…


0:06
Ah! Who are those second group of, oh never mind, shadows. I know what those are.

0:38 What wait? There are still bullet casings here? Isn’t this mass grave at least 20 years old?

2:56 Why are we suddenly at the men’s dorm? There are only two male characters, and we know where they both are.

3:52
Yes, a talking cyclone certainly is “interesting.” Let’s try to slice it with a knife.

4:22 Is she dead? I’m kinda want her to be dead!

4:53 Hang on wait, all he did was shoot the tornado with a gun, and then it turned into bats. Was that…supposed to make sense?

6:02 How dare you, an undead head-in-a-jar, always responding to me unemotionally.

6:22 Why the hell are you naked? Put on some goddamn clothes!

7:01 Wait, if we wanted all these people to already be at the graveyard as well, why didn’t they tag along in the first place? Why the histrionics?

7:32 Equipage isn’t a common word! (Damn you spellcheck)

8:02 Where the hell did he get that gun? And why does he have so much ammo? I thought it was a trick gun?

8:37 Yeah, screw you guys anyway! A soulless piece of armor like me can get a good job at the Citgo!

9:19
How is that not an iPhone? Because it’s blue?

9:34 What the fuck? That wasn’t that character’s voice actor. Also, that was a terrible noise.

10:26 OH COME ON! There was literally a shot of a character lustfully staring at a dude’s bare chest.

10:57 Also, I wear my sword on my head, because why the hell wouldn’t I?

11:30 Yep, full on vagina shot. With noise bleed and everything.

12:04 Naked sword fight! And there’s a wolf here, of course!

12:28 Wolf punch!

13:05
Where the hell are you going? You are naked! You have no clothes!

14:10 Oh shit! Using magic shit has unexpected consequences!

14:34 What the hell is the witch hat lady doing here?

14:53
“Goga goga.”

15:35 Oh right. There’s something about a Demon King. I kinda forgot. Don’t know how that happened.

16:14 Ho what hey! Head-in-a-jar used to be the previous Demon King? That’s a plot point!

16:59 Dragon shows up and immediately starts demanding to see everyone’s credentials.

17:23 “Once he says you’re the Demon King, we cannot doubt that you’re the Demon King.”

18:30 And…some flashbacks that contradict what we’ve been told. Fantastic.

19:08 I keep rollerskates in my satchel for just such an occasion!

19:24
Wait hang on, is this lady Mister Fantastic? Why does her arms move like that?

20:10 Dragon has apparently just been chilling for the past four minutes.

20:33 Then again, I have been living inside a stone for those one hundred years, so I haven’t really met anyone.

21:05
The dragon’s name is Peter Howsen? That is kinda awesome!

21:38
So apparently being a Demon King is a huge aphrodisiac. (I should really look into it.)

22:47
“My motto is to enjoy the miracle of meetings.”

Verdict: UM! That made even less sense than the first episode. What’s with the dragon? Why was everything a secret plot? How the hell did everyone show up in the end? The hell does this have to do with anything?

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