Friday, December 2, 2011

Demon King Daimao - Episode 12: "The Perfect Ending?"


NO.

LAST TIME: Oh no BUT WAIT oh no BUT WAIT oh no BUT WAIT over and over and over again. Seriously, I hope you hate resolution, because here comes someone else to prevent anything interesting from concluding at all. Let’s finish this. Demon versus God, apparently.

0:07 Ah…I missed that Hero has a little tail on his Gundam costume.

0:24 What about Republicans?

1:15 Thanks for that convenient commercial break about the resolution of yelling!

1:53 Okay so everything is dead? Maybe?

2:39 Let me just stick my finger under your helmet like nobody ever does.

3:35 It doesn’t matter who you are, as long as you turn into a Power Ranger of some point. I only care about Power Rangers.

4:56 That seems unnecessary, Guy who is apparently the bad guy!

5:16 Oh who the hell is this? It is the last episode! No new characters!

5:58 Oh okay, these lady angels are robots? So…God is a computer?

6:54 I’m pretty sure they are just trying to make everyone watching say, “What the fuck?” at this point.

7:55 You were trying to do the right thing, you just kinda suck completely.

8:39 I enjoy when characters call another character buddy!

9:13 The Demon King thinks the only difference between himself and the antagonist is that one of them is a ladies man.

10:02 What the fuck is a mana screen?

10:36 Things have just recently turned crazy?

11:38 Yeah, exposition is best delivered by blue-green haired torsos.

12:17 OKAY THESE EPISODE CARDS ARE ACTIVELY TRYING NOT TO MAKE SENSE!

13:16 Yum yum. “Spiritual tale of baloney.”

13:39 Of course her dramatic stand of loyalty requires her to get naked.

14:20 Wait…the dragon was a robot the entire time?

15:27 I seriously have no idea what’s going on. Some black hole or something?

16:07
Yeah sure, I totally noticed that aspect about your character. Thanks for mentioning it during this pivotal moment.

16:59 Stop calling the terror dragon “Pea-chan.” That is even less dignified than his actual name.

17:42 OH FUCK this is just like the ending of Outlaw Star. Stupid and nonsensical. (To completely understand this comment, forget this comment and then watch all 13 hours of Outlaw Star.)

19:04
Hey what’s up I’m naked in the middle of a crater! Just like old times, huh?

19:58 I have the same stupid question!

20:41 YEAH SURE OKAY! How about one more pointless exploitative moment about nakedless!

21:18 So…everyone lost their memories…except me. I remember all of this bullshit.

22:16 I guess this moron is no longer the Demon King, so he can continue to be jerked around by five ladies for the rest of eternity.

22:59 Oh no the Silent Bob spoke!

23:19 He’s still the Demon King?! Then what the mother fuck?!

Verdict: YEP OKAY! That was the most confusing anime I‘ve ever seen. There were so many elements that they tried to cram into a single season and it just goes so so wrong. Ug…time for a different type of show. One without constant nudity, maybe?

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