Yoplait Light - Cheesecake

The obvious complaint here is the one you've probably heard before, that she looks absolutely beautiful and her obsession with her body image is likely extremely harmful to her psychologically if she can't even enjoy one slice of cake without having a nervous breakdown. But I also want to point out that this appears to be an office breakroom, and office etiquette clearly states that you just can't rummage around in the fridge and take whatever you want. It's only available for consumption if it's in the open. This is probably the cake for Carol's going-away party, and you were just going to take a slice? Lady, you have worse problems than I thought if even the sight of a cake, available or not, will send you into a downward spiral of doubt and self-loathing. Cute glasses, though.