So…I’ve stared at this title for weeks, and did not have any idea what they were talking about, until I realized that Tsukune was the name of the main character. I don’t know how I missed that. Oh right….panties.
LAST TIME: OH SHIT everyone knows the main character is a human and they are going to goddamn kill him. I don’t think I need to say anymore. That’s pretty much all the important shit, right?
0:17 He’s here! The Phantom of the Opera!
0:45 Oh sure! Of course the main character was fated to death. That makes some stupid sense.
1:12 AND NOT LEAVING WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!
1:29 Also, this witch lady who hasn’t reappeared since she apparently died.
2:09 Of course this shithead wants to kill everyone. How is this legal?
2:57 IKOL! What the hell are you doing here? And why do you sound like a lady? (Yeah, not a soul will get this joke.)
3:29 They are getting fucking lazy. We have had a full 30 seconds of this scene slowly scanning up.
4:36 Hey it’s me, your alternate personality who can apparently talk to you.
5:09 Oh there the fuck you are! What the fuck took you so long? It’s been two episodes.
5:41 You kinda just slapped me. I’d like to address that.
6:14 Yep, I am totally taking responsibility for us being awesome.
7:05 Apparently you can commit treason against a non-sovereign nation?
7:47 Oh shit that wolf has three heads!
8:15 That was dumb and I love it.
8:58 Oh of course they are still fighting with each other over romantic bullshit.
9:15 Oh dear apparently someone shot fire through my heart!
9:39 What happened to his shirt?
10:06 Don’t be glad about things! How dare you!
10:25 Hey guys, guess what he did we absolutely zero effort? Yeah that’s right, rosary time.
11:06 It happened offscreen and it was totally awesome, I’m sorry you couldn’t see it.
11:38 Oh dang yes! Just turn him into a vampire! Why the hell didn’t you idiots do that Day 1?
12:41 Hang on! All of his friends DIED last year? That is fucked up. I hate Monster School.
14:15 Haha, she just called him a bigot.
14:44 “We can trap you in a ring of spirit birds.”
15:07 Oh fuck, that fucking hurt! Beak in the eye hurts like shit!
15:30 He is playing by the Sephiroth rules!
16:14 Haha, you don’t have a penis.
16:44 What the hell is sticking out of his pants? Did they shred his underwear?
17:39 Humans are lame!
18:32 WHAT?!
19:15 Oh right, there is a werewolf. I kinda forgot about that.
19:35 PANTIES!
19:53 Hold on a minute. Just gotta climb down from here. Give me a minute.
20:26 Um…actually…that kinda doesn’t clear anything up. There are five other people here who could have done that.
21:05 Come on, bat! At least pretend to give a shit.
21:20 How the hell did the vampire get hurt so bad?
22:08 So…is the main character a vampire now? He was…kinda turned.
22:43 Oh bullshit! Just let this dumb shit resolve, assholes.
23:06 Oh and also the bat had a crush on him? BLEH.
23:56 The beginning theme again? What about the Nazi?
Verdict: That’s it? I mean, pardon, but that’s a poor resolution. It’s almost as if you are tempting me to watch the second season. You wouldn’t do that, would you? You bastards.
LAST TIME: OH SHIT everyone knows the main character is a human and they are going to goddamn kill him. I don’t think I need to say anymore. That’s pretty much all the important shit, right?
0:17 He’s here! The Phantom of the Opera!
0:45 Oh sure! Of course the main character was fated to death. That makes some stupid sense.
1:12 AND NOT LEAVING WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!
1:29 Also, this witch lady who hasn’t reappeared since she apparently died.
2:09 Of course this shithead wants to kill everyone. How is this legal?
2:57 IKOL! What the hell are you doing here? And why do you sound like a lady? (Yeah, not a soul will get this joke.)
3:29 They are getting fucking lazy. We have had a full 30 seconds of this scene slowly scanning up.
4:36 Hey it’s me, your alternate personality who can apparently talk to you.
5:09 Oh there the fuck you are! What the fuck took you so long? It’s been two episodes.
5:41 You kinda just slapped me. I’d like to address that.
6:14 Yep, I am totally taking responsibility for us being awesome.
7:05 Apparently you can commit treason against a non-sovereign nation?
7:47 Oh shit that wolf has three heads!
8:15 That was dumb and I love it.
8:58 Oh of course they are still fighting with each other over romantic bullshit.
9:15 Oh dear apparently someone shot fire through my heart!
9:39 What happened to his shirt?
10:06 Don’t be glad about things! How dare you!
10:25 Hey guys, guess what he did we absolutely zero effort? Yeah that’s right, rosary time.
11:06 It happened offscreen and it was totally awesome, I’m sorry you couldn’t see it.
11:38 Oh dang yes! Just turn him into a vampire! Why the hell didn’t you idiots do that Day 1?
12:41 Hang on! All of his friends DIED last year? That is fucked up. I hate Monster School.
14:15 Haha, she just called him a bigot.
14:44 “We can trap you in a ring of spirit birds.”
15:07 Oh fuck, that fucking hurt! Beak in the eye hurts like shit!
15:30 He is playing by the Sephiroth rules!
16:14 Haha, you don’t have a penis.
16:44 What the hell is sticking out of his pants? Did they shred his underwear?
17:39 Humans are lame!
18:32 WHAT?!
19:15 Oh right, there is a werewolf. I kinda forgot about that.
19:35 PANTIES!
19:53 Hold on a minute. Just gotta climb down from here. Give me a minute.
20:26 Um…actually…that kinda doesn’t clear anything up. There are five other people here who could have done that.
21:05 Come on, bat! At least pretend to give a shit.
21:20 How the hell did the vampire get hurt so bad?
22:08 So…is the main character a vampire now? He was…kinda turned.
22:43 Oh bullshit! Just let this dumb shit resolve, assholes.
23:06 Oh and also the bat had a crush on him? BLEH.
23:56 The beginning theme again? What about the Nazi?
Verdict: That’s it? I mean, pardon, but that’s a poor resolution. It’s almost as if you are tempting me to watch the second season. You wouldn’t do that, would you? You bastards.
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