Rosario + Vampire - Episode 11: "New Term and a Vampire"

Here’s crossing our fingers that this term will be less needlessly violent than the last one. Maybe they sorted the whole “mermaids recruiting men to die in a pool” situation that seems to be prevalent. Maybe excused the teacher who enslaves students against their will? Nah, they probably just got a frozen yogurt machine.

LAST TIME: The team fought a witch who lost her fucking shit. She wanted to kill literally everyone. Luckily, she was knocked out somehow and then found in the ocean and now everything is okay I guess.

0:25 My mixed feelings are based upon the fact that I’m walking through a goddamn cemetery. Why the fuck is this here?

1:08 That’s a huge moon! Run! It’ll crash down any moment!

1:30 Everyone sit down while the bus is in motion!

2:07 They really need to stop making a vampire subjugate and feed on her cattle seem like a romantic moment.

2:47 When the hell does he ride a bike in this show? Does he even own a bike?

4:16 Wait, are they publishing a story about how they mercilessly beat up a witch in a garden?

4:44 Come on, the gungaro look will never go out of style on the Internet.

5:22 Why do I need to be dragged into this? Can everyone stop violently yanking me around?

5:59 Is there a RIVAL newspaper club? What the fuck?

6:37 Super Newspaper Club. It came out on the Super Nintendo.

7:35 There aren’t any swimsuit photos, you guys. Shut the whole thing down.

8:22 Wait, why the hell do you care? If your dumb club gets closed down, wouldn’t you have a lot more free time? Consider it!

8:44 What the hell was going on in that room?! Why was that one girl naked and another girl grabbing her from behind?!

9:28 Oh shit maid costumes!

10:02 Dudes, easily won over with boobs and cookies.

10:26 Just don’t use these to masturbate to. We will totally know if you do.

11:00 GUH! Make that guy go away! Pedophile! Put him on a list!

11:19 Take that, pedophile! Knee to the face!

11:46 Also, I totally heard your conversation through the door.

12:30 A more violent version of a disciplinary committee? Aren’t disciplinary committees already needlessly violent in anime?

13:15 Yeah…that’s surely the reason. Of course the student newspaper is a threat to the student council or whatever.

14:07 Oh, that’s the incinerator. I’m kind of amazed that we are once again near this damn thing again.

14:52 Of course she only cares about the newspapers because of a boy. Naturally she wouldn’t give a shit if she only put in her own hard work and effort.

15:21 What the, are they in Tron?

16:03 How dare you make such a reasonable request?

16:22 Hugs!

16:39 BLEH! I’m going to throw up! That is the grossest monster transformation.

17:40 Yaoi manga club. YAOI MANGA CLUB.

18:22 Did he seriously forget that he had a friend with ice powers?

18:48 I’ll use my magic to do something super pointless that isn’t all that necessary!

19:50 Biiiiiiiitch.

20:38 This is super embarrassed. I’m embarrassed for the spider lady.

21:14 Hang on, there was a swimming pool over there?

22:01 They are continually shocked by this lady. Just assume she is lurking behind you all the time.

22:56 Really, bros? You’re going to continue this story that hasn’t been fully resolved yet? Shocker.

24:48 Oh no! Our main character is in big trouble because of…something we did to him…   WELP!

Verdict: About time we got a main villain, even if the main villain makes no damn sense. Why would the bad guys suddenly have a huge problem with the newspaper club? Their big stories this issue was fashion and an expose on the human world. Not exactly groundbreaking journalism. Also, where the hell is the second witch girl?