LAST TIME: Our heroine is challenged to a really reasonable race, in which she has some troubles, but then does some goddamn motorbike ballet and it is beautiful. So, I guess she’s going onto regionals then.
0:30 You know, exactly like it sounds. What did you think regulation meant?
0:59 I can’t believe you dummies allowed me to use this with no supervision!
1:26 Is it a gift card? Oh no, a pair of gloves. Oh boy.
1:56 Supreme commander? Can that title sound a smidge less evil, please?
3:37 Ha, a rideback race looks about as dumb as I thought it would.
4:17 The mascot looks terrifying! What is with the stomach?
4:48 Like I was saying I was hoping not to wear a shirt all day.
5:20 Ah…she can only ride on her motorbike boyfriend.
6:44 Gentlemen, if you’ll stop talking cryptically over there.
7:03 Wait, why aren’t they on the racetrack? Why bother having a racetrack if you’re just going to race through the mountains?
7:44 Stop saying newb!
8:14 Is…is that move legal?
8:53 Why are we looking at the settings of a rideback that isn’t even in the race?
9:28 I’d say she has helmet hair if her hair didn’t naturally always look like that.
9:56 Well, except for that time she quit a lucrative career as a ballet dancer, but other than that.
10:57 The rivals are called Team Cobra? Was Team Bad Guy taken?
11:19 Wait, isn’t No Pupils friends with all these other guys? Why is he sitting somewhere else entirely? I guess that was never established.
11:42 Yeah, shouting at her before trying to ram her wasn’t exactly a master plan.
13:17 Oh no the white ridebacks again! I’m starting to be really worried about those.
14:06 We should try that. Motorcycles with arms to fight terrorism.
14:42 How dare you try to win this race, lady? How rude!
15:56 I mean, she’s been riding for two weeks! Of course she won’t hurt herself! Ignore the fact that she totally wiped into the lake last episode.
17:05 So…Rin riding without her safety on is enough to get her pulled from the race, but that guy literally leaping onto another rider isn’t against the rules?
17:57 Should we know who this guy trying to watch the race is? Have we seen him before?
18:55 And…she broke another one. This lady just goddamn tears through motorbikes.
19:26 Were those fireworks, or did someone just get shot?
20:13 Oh yeah, Creepy Stalker is starting to lez out.
20:57 Hey, you know this is my bike, right? You just can’t claim it for yourself. At least attempt to buy it from me.
21:55 Um…how did she get up there?
23:07 Yeah! Just knocking over the pictures of us won’t work! You’ll have to burn them or something.
23:45 Um…he was snoring and there were zzz’s over his head. Of course he was goddamn asleep.
Verdict: Apparently this big thing happened in episode 3? And they still continue to insist that the political intrigue of the One World Government is important. Interesting. Also, man, the sexual tension between the main and the motorbike is super weird! I don't know what to think!
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