Stoli: Julia Stiles

Stoli vodka: But seriously, what has Julia Stiles been up to? Dexter? Dexter doesn't not count.

I will not bag on Julia Stiles, because she is a lovely lady who did very well being a complete bitch in that one movie I saw her in. Nor will I unfairly mention that she hasn't been in a "movie" for over four years. No, I'm going to mention how eerie it is that she can convey two different people that are obviously her! The power of the ponytail!