LAST TIME: After some bullshit, our main character gets put into detention, for some reason, and after hijinks, he finds a map, that is apparently a really big fucking deal. After some nonsense, involving some character we have never seen before inviting him to her Magic Box, he now has to follow the treasure map because…
0:06 Ah! Who are those second group of, oh never mind, shadows. I know what those are.
0:38 What wait? There are still bullet casings here? Isn’t this mass grave at least 20 years old?
2:56 Why are we suddenly at the men’s dorm? There are only two male characters, and we know where they both are.
3:52 Yes, a talking cyclone certainly is “interesting.” Let’s try to slice it with a knife.
4:22 Is she dead? I’m kinda want her to be dead!
4:53 Hang on wait, all he did was shoot the tornado with a gun, and then it turned into bats. Was that…supposed to make sense?
6:02 How dare you, an undead head-in-a-jar, always responding to me unemotionally.
6:22 Why the hell are you naked? Put on some goddamn clothes!
7:01 Wait, if we wanted all these people to already be at the graveyard as well, why didn’t they tag along in the first place? Why the histrionics?
7:32 Equipage isn’t a common word! (Damn you spellcheck)
8:02 Where the hell did he get that gun? And why does he have so much ammo? I thought it was a trick gun?
8:37 Yeah, screw you guys anyway! A soulless piece of armor like me can get a good job at the Citgo!
9:19 How is that not an iPhone? Because it’s blue?
9:34 What the fuck? That wasn’t that character’s voice actor. Also, that was a terrible noise.
10:26 OH COME ON! There was literally a shot of a character lustfully staring at a dude’s bare chest.
10:57 Also, I wear my sword on my head, because why the hell wouldn’t I?
11:30 Yep, full on vagina shot. With noise bleed and everything.
12:04 Naked sword fight! And there’s a wolf here, of course!
12:28 Wolf punch!
13:05 Where the hell are you going? You are naked! You have no clothes!
14:10 Oh shit! Using magic shit has unexpected consequences!
14:34 What the hell is the witch hat lady doing here?
14:53 “Goga goga.”
15:35 Oh right. There’s something about a Demon King. I kinda forgot. Don’t know how that happened.
16:14 Ho what hey! Head-in-a-jar used to be the previous Demon King? That’s a plot point!
16:59 Dragon shows up and immediately starts demanding to see everyone’s credentials.
17:23 “Once he says you’re the Demon King, we cannot doubt that you’re the Demon King.”
18:30 And…some flashbacks that contradict what we’ve been told. Fantastic.
19:08 I keep rollerskates in my satchel for just such an occasion!
19:24 Wait hang on, is this lady Mister Fantastic? Why does her arms move like that?
20:10 Dragon has apparently just been chilling for the past four minutes.
20:33 Then again, I have been living inside a stone for those one hundred years, so I haven’t really met anyone.
21:05 The dragon’s name is Peter Howsen? That is kinda awesome!
21:38 So apparently being a Demon King is a huge aphrodisiac. (I should really look into it.)
22:47 “My motto is to enjoy the miracle of meetings.”
Verdict: UM! That made even less sense than the first episode. What’s with the dragon? Why was everything a secret plot? How the hell did everyone show up in the end? The hell does this have to do with anything?
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