LAST TIME: After an unsuccessful attempt to burrow out of town or something, the group is overcome with paranoia over a gas attack, which ends up hurting those who thought they were safe! Ho ho, the irony. Also I guess that douche bag reporter is actually the mother’s deadbeat husband, I don’t care.
0:37 Man, the bees are fucking loud here. Also, disturbingly CGI.
0:57 Good work, grasshopper.
1:37 Again, still curious what the other children under her stead are up to?
2:23 Also, I’m an insane asshole who is throwing bottles of beer at an invisible wall. Hoo hoo!
3:14 Please stop with your pissy push fight, it is embarrassing.
3:40 Guys, seriously, it is 1950 outside, how have you not figured this out?
4:56 This guy is still the worst. He pretends that he was in the mob. Who does that?
5:35 No, I got to continue to be mysterious for no real reason. Sorry, it’s my job as the leader.
6:14 The balloon guy at this park must be fucking busy.
6:40 Also someone ridiculously Irish.
7:13 Why the fuck isn’t that guy wearing pants? What the hell was he doing?
7:39 HOLY SHIT IT’S RANJIT FROM HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER! How the hell do you get typecast as a taxi driver?
8:58 Yeah, that seems like a reasonably paranoid thing to think.
9:55 Wait, why is she suddenly in a different room? This in not the same room as two episodes ago.
10:35 I am trying to be inconspicuous in the most conspicuous way possible. I JUST HAD SEX, EVERYONE!
11:22 Still putting on makeup, lady? For who? Who are you trying to impress?
11:53 As you can see from this sign, which I have, for some reason.
12:18 Oh dear she is trying to seduce the night manager! Interesting! And pointless!
13:06 Yep, this is pretty shameless.
13:31 Because…I have no penis.
14:19 This lady’s face is going to be so red when she realizes that it has nothing to do with her father at all, and it’s just pointless bullshit.
14:48 WHY DOES RANJIT HAVE A MACHETE?
15:13 Oh, to offer them a delicious coconut drink, like a normal person.
15:30 MIME ALERT!
15:59 How many goddamn times do these two characters need to run into each other and threaten each other?
16:58 NO RANJIT! OH GOD NO!
17:40 Oh hey, these guys are in Washington. I figured that out in like, seconds. What is taking them so long?
18:06 With sex. Would you like sex?
18:30 And I figured, why not sleep with the sleaziest guy here? As a going away present.
19:00 Why the hell are you guys walking away from the farmland that a person has obviously been to in the past week? Those haystacks were created by someone, idiots?
20:05 Ug. UG. Man what the hell are you even talking about, Used Car Salesman?
20:48 Hooters! It is a thing that they are talking about for no good reason!
21:30 In the middle of a field. It is…pretty obvious.
21:46 She got drunk FAST. Where was all these booze they are suddenly all drinking?
22:31 Ew gross, her father whored her out. That is fucking awful.
23:17 No no, it’s not. That’s the worst. Everything about your life is awful.
23:57 The Black Guy continues to be my favorite character. He is just so reasonable.
24:33 Why are wearing your towel like that? What are you doing?
25:10 This guy thinks blackmail is a good way to gain business partners.
25:49 You should go in! It’s a cabin. Come on.
26:48 This guy loves the Red Sox.
27:22 That is the worst thing I’ve ever heard. Five going on 40? Ug. UG.
27:52 Seriously, is this guy a contract killer? A sociopathic liar? Why the fuck is he providing literally nothing about his background?
28:40 Oh fuck bees! Guys, get the fuck out of there! Bees!
29:11 Bees. My God.
29:28 She somehow made getting rid of bees sexy.
30:21 They didn’t notice that super obvious beehive last night?
31:34 She is hugging an octopus. An octopus! How about that?
32:06 So anyway about those bees?
32:38 Hang on, this is the exact same scene from 15 minutes ago! The same stupid hay bales are in the background.
33:24 Plenty of people say heiress, lady. It is still a word.
33:37 Run 1000 more editions, even though that is not your job, being a copyeditor. I should really talk to a guy in the print room, frankly.
34:48 Brother, you are kidnapped. Priorities, you huge asshole.
35:14 YEAH! I don’t care if it’s reprehensible. Suffocate the fuck out of this dick.
35:30 Ah…he didn’t kill him.
36:18 And that’s what happens when you try to blackmail a murderer, stupid.
36:45 Did they just walk out of a goddamn tundra? Why are they walking so weird?
37:37 Good, good, nice rhythmic breathing. Not let’s slow it down.
38:34 Say yes. Come on, Joe. Stay with her, come on. This is the golden ticket, Joe.
38:59 Ranjit is still alive?! Hurray!
39:18 And for some reason the taxi is advertising Aqua? Is Barbie Girl still popular in this universe?
39:30 Ah…that’s not Ranjit….
40:37 If you are closed, what the hell are you still doing here?
41:02 OH FUCK! Mysterious Leader Guy is working with the Bad Guys? HOLY SHIT.
Verdict: Game changed! Thank you! What took you guys? I hated this episode until the last minute, because what the hell, but knowing that the person I really didn’t expect to be a hidden agent happened to be one really turned this bullshit around. But seriously, what was with that stupid taxi plot? And the even worse business plan plot? Poor Ranjit.
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