LAST TIME: After several unsuccessful attempts to hook up what’s-his-face with who-cares, they turn to a literal god to do it, which ends in kind of an awesome kaiju fight. And now we move on! Right? Moving on?
1:23 Just realized this nurse in the credits has done literally nothing the entire series. The cat lady gets more play than her.
1:45 And…everyone is naked.
1:58 The cat is washing himself with a piece of soap that says cat.
2:12 He was killed by the soap!
2:31 Also, this will mark the third time that the main character has DIED.
3:06 Oh no he resurrected as a girl…
3:26 Well, it is messed up that the person just turned into a girl but we’re totally going to leer at him regardless. Um…her.
3:42 And that one lady apparently wears a wig, who cares?
4:13 STILL! Just fucking drop it.
4:23 They dismiss him being gay and immediately assume he’s into bestiality.
4:54 Oh jeez, great plan. Now they are trying to get themselves set up with the guy.
5:47 Also, what on earth does all this say about the nature of souls?
5:52 Christopher Walken?
6:27 Well, yeah, otherwise it is fucking awful. It is supposed to be the 20th century after all.
6:54 I have an unnatural attraction to cats!
7:13 Somehow, the cat managed to smell flour and eggs and assumed it smelled good.
7:37 Hey look, a dog.
8:04 That lady’s name is literally Miss Dressy?
8:40 And…it’s suddenly a beauty pageant.
9:25 Haha, sleazy threesome lighting.
9:42 Gah! Put those away!
9:50 Really, you’ve done a fabulous job of dying so far.
10:20 The cat is actively trying to kill him.
10:28 Oh hey, a river witch.
10:51 Maybe just drink some poison or something.
10:59 Christopher Walken again!
11:57 The mother literally doesn’t care about this whole thing.
12:18 Basically treat her like a Barbie.
13:09 Well, this is some great metaphysical discussion.
13:24 Oh no! Misunderstanding theater!
13:58 What’s the third issue? I mean, I can tell what issues one and two are, but… (get it boobs)
14:29 This pretty girl has never been shunned before. That says a lot.
15:06 We just now remembered your name.
15:30 Ug…just wrap them up or something. Stop holding them like that.
16:19 I’m glad they are handling marriage contracts and body-switch issues with the maturity it deserves.
16:54 That squirrel is on fire!
17:07 And now it’s a Pokemon somehow.
17:26 Well this boss came out of literally nowhere.
17:50 When did they get a bazooka?
18:14 Oh I like a good Webster reference.
18:45 Oh good the contract was destroyed, I guess.
19:00 Wait, you mean the giant squirrel with scythes for hands? Yeah, don’t know how we missed him.
19:37 I was about to ask why they don’t always bring the robot version of that lady with them, and then it broke like instantly.
19:59 And…the girl is feeling him up.
20:37 “Good, no one can see my boobs from here.”
21:30 Oh good, the squirrel is…back to his senses?
21:50 How did you jump this high?
22:22 And the squirrel faded away, never to be heard from again.
22:57 Sure, why not?
23:15 And waitress lady is under the impression he is a girl.
24:52 Cat balloon? Secret birth?
Verdict: Well that was stupider than I thought it would be. If literally anyone told literally anyone else the truth to anyone else, EVER, then I guess this wouldn’t be a comedy. But you know, fuck comedy of errors. And screw you, show that plays fast and loose with death.
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