LAST TIME: The young witch has body issues, which some ill-defined monster uses to trick the witch to age up five years so she has a rack. We stare at that for a while, and then everything just changes back! Not supersure why. I guess her friends saved her from the monster? I don’t know.
0:33 EXPLOSION!
1:00 “Cooking Practicum” What…what’s a practicum? Why is it in my spelling dictionary?
2:42 Is this a sex metaphor?
2:57 Bubble Shop Class.
3:26 Maybe don’t stand so close to the lunatic with a saw.
3:35 Is this lady from India?
4:38 Cooking involves making your food so mind-blowing hot that it will destroy your taste buds!
5:17 Wait, what? Is the second witch in love with the vampire?
6:05 Wait, why was the ice lady peeping on them? Just go to class!
6:37 My curry will give you a raging erection!
7:33 Does this lady not understand how ice works?
7:51 Again, who the fuck are you people? You continue to pretend like we’re supposed to recognize you.
8:52 Karate chop!
9:19 Did the curry spill on the floor as if blood was spilt? That is kinda funny.
9:45 Oh right, that moment when she tried to commit suicide.
10:02 HAHAHA! I guess everything is better now! This pop song beat tells me so!
11:05 I’m still in this show, by the way! You saw me earlier, but I felt like showing up twice this episode!
11:41 Was that a “stare blankly to the right” break?
12:08 Maybe get a smaller pot? That’s like the third time you dropped it.
12:32 Nobody cares! Shut up and stop drawing attention to yourself.
12:56 Also her skin is yellow. (I guess that’s also the joke in the show as well…)
13:31 AH! She can do that head-twist thing! That’s creepy!
13:40 That happened weeks ago guys, get over it.
14:18 “There’s nothing to curry about.”
14:32 Apparently a side effect of being a curry zombie is you make horrible curry puns. Also, CURRY ZOMBIES!
15:36 Oh Christ what’s wrong with his lips!?
16:10 Welp, she exploded. I guess she’s dead.
16:22 Oh, never mind, she just took off most of her clothes instead.
16:56 Why is the main character the only person who has transformed into an old man? Everyone else looks normal.
18:28 Um…thanks Iron Chef.
19:14 Sure yeah, curry Frisbees.
19:38 About time you got here!
20:52 Also, they are still messed-up teenage zombies, so…do the cure thing.
21:20 What’s with the Chuckle Sisters over here?
21:52 Okay, there was not nearly that much curry in that little pot.
22:36 Maybe stop being a total bitch, succubus. Free food!
24:41 I’m excited about yelling!
Verdict: So…curry zombies. Everyone was turned into a zombie that loved curry. Okay, yes, this was so ridiculous it was amazing. So, so dumbulous.
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