LAST TIME: It’s Parents Day, and the mothers of the two most interesting characters are apparently feuding for a dumb reason. It managed to devolve into dumb combat, and it didn’t really resolve itself, and we can probably just forget this one.
0:26 You ever notice how some characters don’t have to wear the school uniform, like, at all. How do they get away with that?
0:57 Oh jeez, literally twenty seconds of breast rubbing.
1:29 Oh Christ, are we really going to worry about the body issues of a 13-year-old girl? Because…I’m pretty sure I can’t handle this.
3:58 “The fact that he lets her do that is weird.” I AGREE! All of this is weird!
4:45 Oh no the school nurse! She is attractive and probably some kind of monster!
5:05 Oh right, an age-up spell. I remember this from pretty much every sitcom ever.
5:43 That man has a small head.
6:16 PUT ON SOME PANTS!
6:44 Also, she is wearing literally the same clothes and has the same haircut and looks just like her and how did you not figure out it was her?
7:17 You can thank her by PUTTING ON SOME PANTS!
7:29 Take a bath together? AGAIN!? When did they do it before?
7:50 “I’m looking at your boobs.” Actual dialogue.
8:28 Apparently there is a Cuban band in her breasts.
8:32 Why is it dangerous for her not to be wearing a bra?
9:38 Okay, she makes an attractive adult woman. But…wasn’t the appeal of her to those fucking creeps the fact that she was a child?
10:24 And there’s the creep! Crying because his little Lolita is all grown up. He’s a pedophile!
11:03 Woo! Vagina faceplant! Haven’t seen one of those in a while. (Wait, why am I celebrating?)
11:28 HAHAHA! She has the dumbest reactions to literally everything.
12:00 Don’t try to cheat (?) when you have your body measured.
12:23 What’s up, non-characters!
13:06 The other characters are still confused at why the other witch is still in the show.
13:48 Seriously, she looks exactly like an older version of herself. Why is everyone confused that it’s actually her?
14:15 Sideboob.
14:48 Put on a shirt!
15:25 They…they already knew her boobs were bigger. It was pretty obvious. Also, why is this a competition?
16:09 OH GOD HER BOOBS EXPLODED!
17:02 This villain makes sense. Too bad she’s evil.
18:05 Haha, she has lapels shaped like Dr. Mario pills.
18:50 But if she doesn’t she will die! It’s a trap, lady!
19:36 Then I realized that I was just a stupid kid.
19:52 Fight scene not pictured.
20:39 Running into a monster here at this school full of monsters, that’s just terrible luck.
21:15 So, wait, she changed back mid-measurements? So, on paper, she’s a preteen with a huge rack?
22:10 Who was that guy? I want to hear his story.
22:40 Wait stop! If you do this I will go to jail! Stop!
Verdict: Holy crap the vampire didn’t turn into her bitchy white-haired self. That’s a precedent. Also, why the insecurities of the witch girl was interesting, there were problems. A) Her childlike obsession with the main character is dumb and she will likely be over it in three months and B) What the hell kind of monster was the nurse anyway, that can do shit even magic itself can’t do? But…if I cared about this character, pretty solid character piece. Too bad this show decided to make it creepy as shit.
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