LAST TIME: Everyone goes to a hot spring, and someone this ends up with everyone traveling to the center of the Earth and seeing dinosaurs? Listen, I don’t really know what’s going on. I’m kinda out of my depth when it is supposed to be funny. “Supposed to.”
0:35 I’m concerned that all three main heroines seem to look like “the serious one.” At lest one of you smile, seriously.
1:43 Yeah, that’s totally what dogs look like.
2:12 Just a whole crowd of dudes, standing around the Marilyn Monroe steam vent.
2:39 So, I think what we are supposed to take from this montage is that the main character is super gay. Like, he doesn’t care about boobs at all.
3:08 Speaking of boobs!
3:59 Unless they happen to be, I don’t know, of a different sexual orientation…? Maybe? Don’t be bigots, guys.
4:13 EW! That means she was totally looking!
4:53 Mistook her boobs for biceps? Yeah, those are totally boobs.
5:27 You are going to meet with a prostitute or I’m going to shoot you in the face.
5:51 A man who viciously pursues any other man? Did you really think bringing the boy who has shown no interest in women to a place owned by this guy?
6:50 Oh good, a crappy cover band. That’ll work.
7:31 He’s leaving this insanity, because oh my god, what is even happening.
7:47 Jesus Christ! Our heroine was willing to just sleep with our hero to teach him about ladies.
8:36 So, her comedy routine sucks. Don’t worry lady, most people’s do.
9:14 Because she’s an ice demon. By the way, she’s probably an ice demon.
9:40 Are people really surprised a guy who hang out with the Paul Lynde cat might not be interested in women?
10:35 This show is going out of its way to prove that it is not, in fact, funny.
11:05 But is it a Bad Romance?
12:03 Also, who the hell is she?
12:28 So…a huge clue. Like, the biggest clue.
13:13 There…there must an easier way to hold ice against your head.
14:03 This seems like a pretty unnecessary freakout for the goddamn Can-Can.
14:16 HAHAHA! The Paul Lynde cat asked for ones! As if he were at a strip club! GET IT!
15:01 We just showed up and stole your food! Come on, this is totally likely to happen at a brothel. (Wait, are they at a brothel?)
15:45 Um…floating fish skeletons? SURE!
16:25 Apparently cat lady just…hangs out here? What?
17:18 We are at full wacky right now…everyone please wait it out.
18:00 WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!
18:21 Oh, also, stop being a terrifying ice monster.
19:07 REALLY? It took you until now to figure out she’s a snow woman? Because…seriously. SERIOUSLY.
19:57 Oh thank god an explosion.
20:27 Yeah, whatever James.
21:07 Wait, what the hell is the Sphinx doing into 19th Century Japan?
21:25 Let me try…by shooting her in the face…with guns.
22:04 What what. What what.
22:40 And then everything was okay!
23:20 It’s…a pretty interesting choice to make the lead of the show a complete and total idiot. I guess Bobobo Bo-Bobobo wasn’t unique after all.
25:09 Oh dear I do not like the sound of that. I think our lead just finally gave in to Paul Lynde cat’s advances.
Verdict: That was dumb as hell? Yeah, dumb as hell. It pretty much undermined the likeability of every single character. I mean, seriously, our lead has a really, really shitty sense of humor. Oh, and he probably likes dick. Also, screw the three heroines, because their plans are stupid. Pretty much the only guy I like is the Paul Lynde cat. Long live Paul Lynde cat.
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