LAST TIME: Lots of tits. Oh, and apparently there’s some prophecy on this island that suggests that the main character might die, but I really don’t see that happening. And the robot was shot. And people are drunk. Okay, I guess a lot of other stuff did happen.
0:16 Oh crap the little jerk is the hero! Apparently that is something that you can do for a living?
1:11 I too am troubled by disorganized days, song lyrics. I mean, I have no idea what hour will come next. Ten p.m.? Eleven a.m.? When is lunch, exactly?
1:55 Oh god blood! Why does that android have blood?
2:33 Um! She’s been shot! Maybe not talk about your relationship problems?
3:03 Oh okay she has a door in her pocket. So she can get help?
4:16 Let’s talk about this nonsense as loudly as fucking possible so that people can hear us and feel bad!
4:42 What? He can’t swim? Is that something you need to be able to do to be a hero?
5:03 Hey! Turn on the damn lights!
5:53 Oh man you made that character we two minutes ago cry! How can you be so rude?
6:22 How dare you not be evil! You gotta be evil so that so little jerk can have some self-esteem!
7:03 “I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a legend.”
7:17 Hang on, the lake is actually the ocean? How did the water get there? Water from the ocean can’t move inland….
8:09 Why did that weirdo just flash the lake? Who is this guy? This show was almost not insane for ten minutes.
8:40 How did they not see her there before?
9:04 This is totally skeezing me out. Don’t do that.
9:19 WHY AREN’T YOU WEARING ANY CLOTHES? IS THERE ANY REASON YOU TOOK YOUR CLOTHES OFF?
10:28 Sea cucumber’s like, yeah, whatever, I don’t give a damn.
10:42 Suddenly nighttime, everyone else is suddenly there, no idea what is going on.
11:15 Everyone keeps asking and she still won’t tell everyone why she’s naked.
11:42 Oh yeah! Dance off time!
12:36 The noise? So…when does he bring in the funk? Also, when the hell is he going to die?
13:19 Still drowning! It’s been like four hours, but still drowning! Not dead yet!
13:48 Sure friend, you can just learn to swim in the next two minutes while you slowly fall to the bottom of the lake.
14:22 That was gross. Please don’t show us this guy anymore.
15:25 Wait? The sword just turned into Leela’s wrist computer? Why couldn’t it stay a sword? How is it suddenly a tech thing?
16:12 How did he get his soul to shout? You can do that?
17:13 And suddenly Christian imagery for no damn reason. Where the hell was he hiding that cross?
17:47 This guy works for the government? Well that explains it!
18:20 Oh right, rampaging sea cucumber.
19:33 Wait, who was that, and why was she half naked? Please tell me it wasn’t the sister…
20:20 Um…you are fooling exactly no one. You talk in the same voice, and you are the only dude who is five feet tall.
21:06 Wait what? The plan was to get him to marry a woman of an established family? What kind of plan is that?
21:30 You…understand that he never asked you to marry him, right?
Verdict: That went from even paced and reasonable to completely batship in like two seconds flat. I was actually engaged until it flipped the damn switch and introduce that fucking asshole. I hate that man and I hate everyone who thought of that man.
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