LAST TIME: The ballerina spent the majority of the time in police custody being mopey. The alien guy is a wanted terrorist, as we figured out already, and now they’ve sprung the ballerina from prison for some reason. Let’s hope nothing super terrible happens.
0:10 What you don’t want to see when you wake up, number 7 in a set.
0:32 His knee pads look like those creepy forest spirits from Princess Mononoke.
1:24 Yeah…I totally remember those scenes, no need to remind me.
1:40 I’m a terrorist, I guess.
2:20 Oh good, they took off the handcuffs. I was concerned for a moment.
4:36 Kleenex, still used in the dystopian future.
5:13 What? The major battle that turned the world balance happened in Arizona? I find that that unlikely.
6:30 Hang on, she has been reading all this out loud? To who? Is there someone else there?
7:10 See what I did there! I made a pun about explosives!
7:32 GPS 2.0, people all commenting on people’s locations and tech reporters saying what a big deal it is.
8:07 That was super sexy, the way he refused to allow an air strike, judging by that lady’s look.
9:01 Oh right! All these people apparently go to college. I kinda forgot.
9:38 And yet here I sit not actually doing anything to help, oh well.
10:19 You are going to wash my rideback! Chop chop.
10:36 Oh…that rideback had some creepy fingernails.
11:33 She just had a ballerina flashback somehow.
12:20 Super dramatic revving up noise!
13:03 Oh no it’s….that guy! (I don’t know who that guy is.)
13:32 Oh okay, the ridebacks are not magic, they just have an advanced UI that is super complicated to use. I guess that’s fine.
14:23 Wooo gnarly backflip bro! Also, ballerina’s totally falling for the pretty boy terrorist.
15:21 I guess they’re not all that concerned about being wanted criminals, so they just go riding around in the countryside like it’s Sunday?
16:24 I am suddenly mad at you now!
16:42 The ridebacks just kissed. And now the world is all slow and romancey.
17:29 Oh man, things are looking bad wherever the hell this is!
18:08 I mean, that’s just rude!
18:39 And he’s off to go shoot the ballerina, maybe? Why did he get his gun out?
19:15 Oh man, booby traps again! You’d think we would have learned already.
20:00 Guy! You have a gun on your rideback! Use that! Why do you have a little pistol too?
20:24 She’s just been sitting there? Doesn’t she hear the gunfire?
21:04 The men are committing war atrocities here, honey, just be quiet.
21:52 They always stomp on the headsets after they are done talking to the enemy. Why? Are they afraid the enemy will assume they still want to talk later? “Hey, I understand we still hate each other, but just wondering if you saw this week’s Glee?”
23:33 What is up secondary characters who haven‘t appear once this episode! Still being useless? Great!
23:44 Everyone! Everyone doesn’t like a pun.
Verdict: Eh…I don’t like the romance subplot, because it seems really forced, and I definitely don’t get how a single rebel group taking out one compound suddenly gives them complete control over the world’s government. But hey, I guess that wasn’t the point, it’s probably a metaphor or something.
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