LAST TIME: Abbey Chase doesn’t die, and then joins Danger Girl, which is a top secret organization fighting whoever for no other reason than it will look totally sexy. They chase some fat asshole who stole a shield I guess, and now there are helicopters.
Page 1: Listen, recap page. This is a trade, we don’t need you here, and frankly, I feel dumb for doing my usual LAST TIME thing with you here.
Page 2, Panel 1: Oh hey, I guess that whole helicopter thing is no big. Back to the Danger Yacht! (Danger Yacht?)
Page 2, Panel 3: Wait, why does this team of three people have built-in redundancies in their mission plan? There’s being careful, and then there’s just wasting time.
Page 3, Panel 3: The whole thing is bulletproof? How about shooting the driver? She’s in a convertible!
Page 4, Panel 6: Quick! Be suspicious! She might be up to something! Anything!
Page 4, Panel 8: Well them Duke boys yadda yadda yadda.
Page 5, Panel 4: Not pictured: The moment when she took off her seatbelt.
Page 6, Panel 2: Are you here in the fire somewhere?
Page 7, Panel 3: Hehehe, you did something pretty awesome, but I’ll still condescend to you because you’re a woman, hehehe.
Page 8, Panel 4: Army trucks that are ON FIRE are apparently quite comfy.
Page 9, Panel 5: Okay, she’s not even trying to wear clothes anymore.
Page 10, Panel 1: Hey how are you ladies doing? I totally say you destroy two helicopters in gigantic explosions, but want a ride anyway?
Page 10, Panel 2: Can we get a single male character who isn’t sleazy as shit? Even neutral characters are huge horndogs.
Page 11, Panel 1: UG. We get it, they are girls. Don’t give them dumb Operation names.
Page 11, Panel 4: That is a fat man mask.
Page 11, Panel 7: And now, because we are bored of France, off to Switzerland!
Page 12, Panel 3: This guy we’re going to meet, you haven’t said a nice thing about him. Or anything about him, now that I think of it.
Page 13, Panel 1: Who skis INTO the ski lodge? I don’t think they let you do that.
Page 13, Panel 3: Oh Jesus, this guy is Archer ten years before Archer.
Page 14, Panel 1: Do women act like this anywhere? I mean, I have only seen this scene where several women actively swoon over one guy in movies. And as a trope, I just hate it.
Page 14, Panel 3: More butt slapping, take a drink.
Page 15, Panel 3: You see, her code name sounds like the material you put in boobjobs, so it’s funny! Even though her breasts are probably the most reasonable-sized. But hey, shitty pun!
Page 15, Panel 5: Ooter. Ooter Frumpenpuff.
Page 16, Panel 3: Psst, hey guys, I think they’re talking in code!
Page 17, Panel 2: And here are some ridiculous twin characters named Cain and Abel! They are not trying anymore. No idea why they are dressed like Rick James though.
Page 18, Panel 1: And a robot butler called Mr. Giggles. Sure, just keep it up. I can take it.
Page 18, Panel 4: Here is a blonde. It’s not either of the blondes we’ve met. I’d understand why you’d think that, since they all have the same face, but I assure you, it’s not. (Also, what dick orders a slippery nipple at a fancy party?)
Page 19, Panel 4: Haha! Harming little people is funny!
Page 19, Panel 9: And now he’s being swirlied. I’m glad we’ve established this poor guy is probably a villain.
Page 20, Panel 4: Oh, the best part of being a secret agent; pretending to be a prostitute. Not demeaning at all!
Page 21, Panel 2: Why would the guard be eavesdropping? Who will you be talking to?
Page 22, Panel 7: OH NO! Going to get caught! Only one choice! Strip!
Page 23, Panel 3: Have even more cheesecake, you lucky so-and-so.
Verdict: I’m being too hard on this, right? I mean, the art is pretty good, and while I dislike how over-the-top the exploitative nature of this is, it’s coherent, I guess. Nothing too stupid is happening. I do wish they would stop introducing characters though, because they just keep getting more ridiculous. Robot Butler with a hook hand, really?
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