LAST TIME: A lot of “cute” little stories, most of them panty related. Some spotlights on little exposed characters, which is fine until you are reminded that those characters suck. Oh also, apparently there is this huge magic battery that is keeping the school safe that is almost guaranteed to fail by the end of the series.
0:20 Oh, okay, we’re just starting the story with her transforming. That’ll save time.
0:38 Oh never mind, they are just watching a film that someone was apparently recording and clipping together.
1:34 What on Earth is she wearing? How do the straps of her overalls cling to her chest like that?
3:46 Well, that makes the most sense, but let’s state it out loud just in case the viewer is an idiot.
4:09 Oh, of course this is where ice lady lives.
4:56 That is some impressive skiing, whoever you are. (Oh, it’s the second witch again.)
5:40 Apparently they all got to Colorado somehow.
6:24 That’s…quite a blast crater.
6:36 Wait, why would those two skills even be related?
7:03 Maybe he’ll ski with whoever he wants to and you can give him an opportunity to be an independent human being, you harpies!
7:48 How did she hit the young vampire with her butt? She was skiing towards her.
8:18 Wait what? How did he get away?
9:05 That is a good question! Why is he the only one who can remove it?
9:23 Reusing the same frames over and over will save us a lot of money.
9:50 And now they are probably all dead.
10:18 Are you maybe over this cliff? I can’t imagine you would be anywhere else.
11:00 Check out all this nudity! It should be illegal!
11:30 Is…the ice mom trying to seduce the other ladies?
13:03 Yep, we somehow managed to land in this cave so we’ll be perfectly okay as long as we don’t leave.
13:22 And…she left.
13:46 A monster, you say? Can’t imagine why that would be.
14:43 There is plenty of extra space, guy. You could move further away if you wanted to.
15:08 Do you really need more friends, main character? I mean, every friend you make is trying to sleep with you.
15:59 I don’t know, maybe ask a therapist?
16:36 It’s almost as if it was really irresponsible of you to come to the mountains without any appropriate gear or clothing.
17:21 All my clothes are back on somehow! Let’s just ignore that last scene, shall we?
18:17 You should run away!
19:13 Nobody ever cared, bat. Nobody ever cared.
19:51 Wait, that wasn’t an answer! Please, what is the deal with the goddamn rosary?
20:41 The yeti is the ice lady’s father! And he is yelling at them for some reason.
21:36 Let’s all stand together and laugh, huh?
22:01 HAHAHA! The guy was in a yeti suit! He was punking the crap out of them!
22:38 Guys! Seriously! I am this close to calling the police!
24:39 Oh please oh please oh please let this pretty boy draw the attention of at least one of these lunatics away.
Verdict: Still having a reeeeally hard time dealing with how goddamn infuriating all the tropes of this show are. At least 30% of it is “girls get into fight over main character and don’t treat him like an actual entity with dignity,” and it is driving me insane. INSANE!
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