Friday, August 17, 2012

Rosario+Vampire - Episode 21: "Youth and a Vampire"

You keep this show away from children. This show would mess a child up.

LAST TIME: Our main character tries to get away from the constant harauging and just see his family, but nope, can’t even do that. All the girls show up anyway and give his mom a heart attack. Eventually they all fight, and nothing gets resolved.

0:34 Holy shit does she actually get an episode? I am excited.

2:27 PART ONE?!

2:43 Oh of course she is love with him too. This was probably covered before, but still, screw this.

3:24 Yeah, panties, I fucking get it.

3:42 Nobody else deserves a good morning.

3:58 Our skirts are too short you say? Should we pull them up?

4:26 Are they in a nuclear blast zone?

4:41 “Elegant elegant elegant”

5:07 It’s not lightning strike nuts. It’s just a dress code, guys?

5:55 Yeah sure, how about a full minute of pissy gossip?

6:18 You can fly like a bat!

6:42 Says the lady with an even shorter skirt and more extreme cleavage.

7:11 What happened to your real clothes?

7:32 Oh, okay, they just threw up the title card again. Apparently this a vignette episode.

8:20 I have been asking that for literally weeks.

9:02 Hey, remember that time when I tried to murder you? Yeah, you would think that might affect the student-faculty relationship.

9:58 Um…that’s the lady who is a cat. She is wearing cat ears. It’s pretty obvious.

10:25 Did she just defeat the bad guy with sexy?

10:40 Or just untie her? Maybe? Untie her?

11:21 How did she just jump to the moon!?

11:38 I am perfectly okay with her karate chopping people.

12:37 He’s on your butt!

13:24 That is a good way to throw up, guy.

14:20 If you smell like B.O., none of the girls will like you. It’s true.

14:43 Okay, that was literally just twenty seconds of a puppy. No dialogue or anything.

15:14 Oh jesus! I’m pretty sure casting lightning at rules violators is a little harsh.

15:24 Hey, those three girls said their names. That’s something.

16:00 Solving her problems with sexy, again. Everyone in this show solves their problems with sexy.

16:56 So, they are enforcing the dress code now, but the main characters are still allowed to wear whatever they want?

17:33 Oh, of course there was a huge breeze that lifted everyone’s skirt.

18:20 What the? No, I couldn’t see anything because of all the goddamn light bloom.

18:40 Oh I see, you’re in love with me too. Isn’t that always the way?

19:20 That was great. The werewolves jumped out of the bushes, pushed the main character to have him take off the rosary so that he could snap pictures of the grey-haired vampire. Hilarious.

19:57 Music video time I guess. Couldn’t just make one more vignette?

20:28 Oh, there’s the dog. What’s up, dog?

21:14 They’re friends!

23:07 And now she’s just getting naked for all of us.

23:34 Who is this guy and why is he wearing pants on his head?

24:01 You all remember that, right? When we all fought demons and stuff?

24:38 Well that was something! A little something after the credits that pretends like there was this huge arcing plot in place the entire time. Oh hell, we’re still doing the panty shot…

Verdict: I was pretty indifferent to that. It was…interesting I guess, giving some other characters a little time, but it felt pointless, and some of the vignettes didn’t make any sense. The fact that is also felt the need to kill time with a song just bugged me.

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