LAST TIME: Our main idiot becomes a sponsor to a prostitute by suggesting she do the can-can instead of her crappy stand-up routine. Also a bunch of nonsense and maybe the prostitute murdered a bunch of people? It got way too wacky for me to really track what was actually going on.
0:13 Ug…the lack of a cold open means I have jackshit to talk about for a full minute and a half. So, how are you guys doing? You comfortable?
1:47 Cat Lady sure does get an amazing amount of play, despite being an extremely minor character.
2:11 Am I suddenly watching Les Mis? I literally can’t tell the difference! Because I’m an idiot!
2:57 Also, apparently our plot is to stage operettas? Maybe get a better plot?
3:42 Hey guys, you are done with your shitty stage play, you can stop acting so wooden on purpose.
4:28 Wait, what?! Why is Paul Lynde cat tied to a rack?
5:23 Oh no he didn’t mean “sock!”
5:38 And…Paul Lynde cat is eating his head. Sure. Yeah. WHATEVER!
6:16 Oh good, I’m not the only one who can’t understand her shitty Southern accent.
6:57 What the hell am I doing here? What the hell am I even doing?
7:32 Please don’t throw tiny pictures at me!
7:57 Wait, he was upset about the word “hole?”
8:34 Oh hey, how’s it going, lady? Notice how we have been handcuffed?
9:02 No no, it obviously is a bull. It has horns and everything.
9:43 This plan might be a lot better if the possibility that these characters might die wasn’t at minimum 30%.
10:47 I am a fucking drunk leprechaun!
11:18 Wait, is this lady suddenly a robot? How why?
11:58 “Hey, by some chance, did you go and use that thingy?”
12:26 Maybe turn left or something!
13:09 Team Rocket is blah blah blah who cares.
13:37 And we are at the opera for some reason.
14:29 This giant minotaur apparently has nothing better to do? Why is he following these people specifically?
16:02 Ah, the AT-AT Sublimation routine. It’s a good trick.
16:30 Ug, will these idiots make out already? I don’t actually care, but then maybe we can have another subplot maybe.
17:34 Apparently Paul Lynde cat gets a pass, even though he was also just standing there like an asshole.
18:15 DURF!
18:26 Wait, when did the minotaur shrink to handheld size?
18:55 Welp, they’re dead!
19:30 Paul Lynde cat is really enpasse about his superpowers. Oh also, he apparently died once? The hell? And he can bring people back to life? Kinda concerned!
20:34 Mother? Wait, your mother is a robot that looks exactly like you? No, no wait. Go back. Explain EVERYTHING.
21:20 She was apparently super lazy!
21:42 This is the dumbest thing! No really, what the hell?!
22:29 Even though I have numerous reasons to hate you, we still like you!
23:20 UM!
24:57 Wait…so…one of the girl’s mother is a robot, and another’s mother is a black cat? Are any of these women birthed by an actual human?
Verdict: That made significantly less sense than I am used to? Robots? Operas? Resurrection spells? I…I really have no idea what the hell is going on anymore.
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